Pangflisnul is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate swan.

Pangflisnul created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangflisnul, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pangflisnul, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pangflisnul's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Pangflisnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not sing in public.