Paddadtun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, blissful shark.

Paddadtun created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Paddadtun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Paddadtun, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Paddadtun's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Paddadtun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Paddadtun.

2. Erect eight copper sculptures of Paddadtun on top of important buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not kill bats.