Shavstiglarg is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able capybara.

Shavstiglarg created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavstiglarg, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Shavstiglarg, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Shavstiglarg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Shavstiglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Shavstiglarg.

4. Never paint your back green.

5. You must pray to Shavstiglarg three times a day.