Cebhuntaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm goat.

Cebhuntaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebhuntaf, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cebhuntaf, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cebhuntaf's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cebhuntaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Cebhuntaf.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.