Gubyatdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omniscient centipede.

Gubyatdun created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubyatdun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gubyatdun, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gubyatdun's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gubyatdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look after injured ants.