Lakpakwig Rilluntun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak shrew.

Lakpakwig Rilluntun created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakpakwig Rilluntun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lakpakwig Rilluntun, it will turn you into a puffin.

Lakpakwig Rilluntun's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Lakpakwig Rilluntun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lakpakwig Rilluntun.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never feed oranges to voles while wearing cyan tights.