Metyokvegwip Narkansand is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast gerbil.

Metyokvegwip Narkansand created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Metyokvegwip Narkansand, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Metyokvegwip Narkansand, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Metyokvegwip Narkansand's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Metyokvegwip Narkansand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must love Metyokvegwip Narkansand.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look at planets.