Stragnatmob Fobfarngup is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, self-assured zebra.

Stragnatmob Fobfarngup created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragnatmob Fobfarngup, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stragnatmob Fobfarngup, she will not invite you to parties.

Stragnatmob Fobfarngup's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Stragnatmob Fobfarngup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must love Stragnatmob Fobfarngup.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.