Gensabpibsidlogtamtimkip Betgabsab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty yak.

Gensabpibsidlogtamtimkip Betgabsab created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gensabpibsidlogtamtimkip Betgabsab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gensabpibsidlogtamtimkip Betgabsab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gensabpibsidlogtamtimkip Betgabsab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gensabpibsidlogtamtimkip Betgabsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away from mauve otters, for they are unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.