Pinjoppib Gadflagpark Komfetvan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing aardvark.

Pinjoppib Gadflagpark Komfetvan created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinjoppib Gadflagpark Komfetvan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pinjoppib Gadflagpark Komfetvan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Pinjoppib Gadflagpark Komfetvan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pinjoppib Gadflagpark Komfetvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never bounce in the presence of frogs.

5. Never paint your hands blue.