Yartgetquart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane snake.

Yartgetquart created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartgetquart, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yartgetquart, it will manifest in front of you.

Yartgetquart's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Yartgetquart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never laugh in the presence of seals.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.