Mutsabbus is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witless aardvark.

Mutsabbus created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutsabbus, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mutsabbus, she will turn you into a mole.

Mutsabbus' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mutsabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Mutsabbus on top of important buildings.

2. Mutsabbus loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.