Pomnurlpon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, irritating finch.

Pomnurlpon created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pomnurlpon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pomnurlpon, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Pomnurlpon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pomnurlpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.