Gepgubyamwanmap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, contented hummingbird.

Gepgubyamwanmap created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgubyamwanmap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepgubyamwanmap, he will turn you into a plant.

Gepgubyamwanmap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gepgubyamwanmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.