Bogvogfom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful swan.

Bogvogfom created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogvogfom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogvogfom, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bogvogfom's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bogvogfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogvogfom.

3. Hide from turquoise tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.