Dudrawvig Vognarlkenpastifbafsashom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent wyrm.

Dudrawvig Vognarlkenpastifbafsashom created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudrawvig Vognarlkenpastifbafsashom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dudrawvig Vognarlkenpastifbafsashom, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dudrawvig Vognarlkenpastifbafsashom's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dudrawvig Vognarlkenpastifbafsashom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Dudrawvig Vognarlkenpastifbafsashom loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. You must love Dudrawvig Vognarlkenpastifbafsashom.