Fompigtam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving hyena.

Fompigtam created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fompigtam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fompigtam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fompigtam's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fompigtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Hide if eight otters approach from the north.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Never go into violet rooms.