Flyfodbog Nandottom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart dolphin.

Flyfodbog Nandottom created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyfodbog Nandottom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flyfodbog Nandottom, she will turn you into a puffin.

Flyfodbog Nandottom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Flyfodbog Nandottom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Put Flyfodbog Nandottom first in all things.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.