Singubbag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil salamander.

Singubbag created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Singubbag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Singubbag, she will turn you into a mole.

Singubbag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Singubbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about frogs.