Wadzobfub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional dragon.

Wadzobfub created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Wadzobfub, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wadzobfub, she will jump up and down on your head.

Wadzobfub's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Wadzobfub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six monkeys approach from the west.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.