Zagdidbag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented finch.

Zagdidbag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagdidbag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zagdidbag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zagdidbag's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Zagdidbag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must pray to Zagdidbag three times a day.

5. Never think about gravity.