Metfadspag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying jackal.

Metfadspag created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metfadspag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Metfadspag, she will turn you into a worm.

Metfadspag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Metfadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Never pour water over plants.