Nabmitxem is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy wren.

Nabmitxem created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabmitxem, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nabmitxem, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nabmitxem's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nabmitxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.