Sigbogcusscednanciss is a god.

It takes the form of a small, charitable hydra.

Sigbogcusscednanciss created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigbogcusscednanciss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sigbogcusscednanciss, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sigbogcusscednanciss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sigbogcusscednanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sigbogcusscednanciss.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Put Sigbogcusscednanciss first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.