Tanominflow is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome dragonfly.

Tanominflow created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanominflow, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tanominflow, it will be very unhappy.

Tanominflow's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tanominflow's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Never bounce near whales.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.