Godfitnarlsid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, calm cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Godfitnarlsid created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Godfitnarlsid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Godfitnarlsid, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Godfitnarlsid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Godfitnarlsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect eight lead sculptures of Godfitnarlsid on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Retreat if four turtles approach from the west.