Zenhitcub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet warg.

Zenhitcub created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenhitcub, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zenhitcub, she will destroy your favourite star.

Zenhitcub's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zenhitcub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three horses approach from the south.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if six gulls approach from the east.