Nigcipgum is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane tapir.

Nigcipgum created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigcipgum, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nigcipgum, it will turn you into a slug.

Nigcipgum's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nigcipgum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never paint your back pink.