Linwiptitbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful turtle.

Linwiptitbiss created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Linwiptitbiss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Linwiptitbiss, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Linwiptitbiss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Linwiptitbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown trousers.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Hide if three manatees approach from the north.