Donarfgabfarnortfub is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental mongoose.

Donarfgabfarnortfub created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Donarfgabfarnortfub, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Donarfgabfarnortfub, he will turn you into a rat.

Donarfgabfarnortfub's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Donarfgabfarnortfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Donarfgabfarnortfub on top of all buildings.