Hathasgep Wigsawlen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, irritating fox.

Hathasgep Wigsawlen created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hathasgep Wigsawlen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hathasgep Wigsawlen, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hathasgep Wigsawlen's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hathasgep Wigsawlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.