Badbossnurl Rigrawquatlen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless jaguar.

Badbossnurl Rigrawquatlen created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badbossnurl Rigrawquatlen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Badbossnurl Rigrawquatlen, she will jump up and down on your head.

Badbossnurl Rigrawquatlen's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Badbossnurl Rigrawquatlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never think about amino acids.