Teenlitran is a god.

She takes the form of a small, capable donkey.

Teenlitran created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Teenlitran, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Teenlitran, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Teenlitran's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Teenlitran's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.