Latcatbed is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast owl.

Latcatbed created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Latcatbed, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Latcatbed, she will not care.

Latcatbed's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Latcatbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never eat rice.