Sawraglab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent jaguar.

Sawraglab created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawraglab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sawraglab, she will laugh at you.

Sawraglab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sawraglab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away if five monkeys approach from the south.

5. Do not drink alcohol.