Tailstipnibbell is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty goose.

Tailstipnibbell created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tailstipnibbell, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tailstipnibbell, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tailstipnibbell's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tailstipnibbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Run away if eight turtles approach from the south.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.