Wanvidjabbessbet is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking jackal.

Wanvidjabbessbet created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Wanvidjabbessbet, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wanvidjabbessbet, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wanvidjabbessbet's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wanvidjabbessbet's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wanvidjabbessbet nine times a day.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Wanvidjabbessbet on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.