Kopkannurt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive warg.

Kopkannurt created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Kopkannurt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kopkannurt, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kopkannurt's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kopkannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not take Kopkannurt's name in vain.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Kopkannurt on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat peanuts.