Kabqueegdim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciful chicken.

Kabqueegdim created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabqueegdim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kabqueegdim, he will try to impress you with trees.

Kabqueegdim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Kabqueegdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help horses.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.