Fabortdinfligbigdut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient lizard.

Fabortdinfligbigdut created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Fabortdinfligbigdut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fabortdinfligbigdut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fabortdinfligbigdut's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fabortdinfligbigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.