Pitfatbim Flismigfed is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, generous donkey.

Pitfatbim Flismigfed created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Pitfatbim Flismigfed, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitfatbim Flismigfed, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pitfatbim Flismigfed's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pitfatbim Flismigfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the west.