Leglidlist is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sage wyrm.

Leglidlist created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Leglidlist, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Leglidlist, she will think nothing of it.

Leglidlist's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Leglidlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Do not take Leglidlist's name in vain.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not chop down trees.