Gadfarbog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust dragon.

Gadfarbog created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadfarbog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gadfarbog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gadfarbog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gadfarbog's Holy Commandments

1. Gadfarbog loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never sit in the presence of sharks.