Targbamcam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable wombat.

Targbamcam created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targbamcam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Targbamcam, he will destroy your favourite star.

Targbamcam's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Targbamcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must pray to Targbamcam three times a day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about moons.