Wangudsakren is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unselfish meerkat.

Wangudsakren created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wangudsakren, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wangudsakren, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wangudsakren's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wangudsakren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from blue eagles for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Wangudsakren must be the most important thing in your life.