Barnmonsid Rangessvig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective guinea pig.

Barnmonsid Rangessvig created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnmonsid Rangessvig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Barnmonsid Rangessvig, it will laugh at you.

Barnmonsid Rangessvig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Barnmonsid Rangessvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.