Jadlibfoss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate grasshopper.

Jadlibfoss created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadlibfoss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jadlibfoss, he will turn you into a plant.

Jadlibfoss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Jadlibfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.