Xemnartflat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, blissful ant.

Xemnartflat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemnartflat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xemnartflat, he will make you grow a tail.

Xemnartflat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Xemnartflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not make images of living things.