Nutxinnak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet dryad.

Nutxinnak created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Nutxinnak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nutxinnak, she will send you a sign.

Nutxinnak's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nutxinnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.