Rancapbissgumsagyartwegjam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, contented centaur.

Rancapbissgumsagyartwegjam created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rancapbissgumsagyartwegjam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rancapbissgumsagyartwegjam, it will come to you in dreams.

Rancapbissgumsagyartwegjam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rancapbissgumsagyartwegjam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Rancapbissgumsagyartwegjam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must never eat peas.